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A genius among... tonedeaf reptiles...
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Up ya date.
Well, I'm going to fail uni this semester.
Who's with me?
I'm the captain, i'm going down with the ship.
NOW imagine i'm a talking potato...
"YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE" said the potato in a ridiculous british accent.
I should be working now.
Soooo hard.
I have 234234293040984325092834093289034 things due next week.
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really bad update.
Okay, so yeah. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. Totally yeah, like, yeah ( Read more... ) -
Whoo hey, i promise a real update in the next 34 months. Promise.
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Sunday brings out the wierd in everyone.
Cold rainy night, walking down the street to sam's.
Creepy british lady pulls up in a white van.
C.B.L: Hello there, can i offer you a lift?
Leon/Abbey: I beg your pardon?
C.B.L: A lift, can i offer you a lift?
L/A: I'm sorry... you are?
C.B.L: Oh, i'm sorry. I thought you were my son.
Creepy british lady drives off.
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boredumb.
Okay yeah, guess it is one's obligation as a livejournal user to make this sort of a post from time to time. Plus abbey's post/an older kid told to do it. It go sumfin like this:
"List ten songs that you are currently digging... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're no good but they must be songs ( Read more... ) -
ARSETOADS.
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a story for the ages.
My room is getting recarpeted today. So last night, i had the joyous task of removing every thing from my room. Anyone who has seen my room will understand the gravity of this statement. So yeah, it was an extensively arduous operation. However some good did come of it... for one, i'm currently getting brilliant new carpet. It'll be all soft and ( Read more... ) -
the drowning.
Last night i came home from my run (first in a million gtprillion years) and had a shower, as is the wise thing to do. On the face washer i found a big fucking cockroach. Everyone loves cockroaches. So i vented a great deal of anger on this cockroach by flicking it onto the shower floor, and proceeded to dump a whole lot of shampoo and conditioner ( Read more... )