safety first

[riah54]

My mom and I (yes we do many things together) were cleaning out the liquor cabinet this evening. That in itself is an interesting undertaking. We keep our booze on the floor of the pantry, okay, not really a cabinet, but we need all the booze-room we can get. So, the bottom of the pantry is covered in Cheerios that fell out of an open box and it's

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That's the phrase that pays!

[teleject]

succor in times of penury

This phrase made me smile. I want to say it over and over again.

[presumptive]

I'm here to tell you chilli and liquor are a baaaaad idea.
I'm also here to tell you that I liked succor and penury in the same sentence...because having a bff is all about personal edification!

[presumptive]

seriously, WTF?!

[riah54]

Hell-to-th'-yeah

[asianteacherman]

seriously crunk cabinet