Microsoft Word tells me that I cannot possibly mean to write the word "Paleoanthropologists," because that word does not exist.

Instead, it tells me that I must be talking about pale anthropologists.

Behold! The unwashed masses prevail!

From Euripides' Cyclops ( Read more... )

"Thus choosing to die resisting, rather than to live submitting, they fled only from dishonor, but met danger face to face, and after one brief moment, while at the summit of their fortune, left behind them not their fear, but their glory."

Thucydides, II.42.4

RIP Squirrel Babies (2006-2006)

Baby Squirrels!

They live in my window.

After approximately 90 years of peaceful coexistence, Montenegro has voted to leave Serbia and Montenegro (the former Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, the former Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, the former Democratic Federal Yugoslavia, the former Kingdom of Yugoslavia ( Read more... )

So today, after a decent class on Lenin, I was purged.

"Voting In Belarus; Lukashenko To Win."

An email I sent to my house list ( Read more... )

So yesterday I was standing in front of a urinal, urinating, when Gary Herrigel, my Sosc teacher, walks to the urinal beside me, and says "Hello."

"Hello, Mr. Herrigel," I say. Then comes an awkward pause, before I continue: "I've never talked to a teacher at a urinal before."

"Well, it all goes to show that we are naturally equal."