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I'm not dead, I promise. Just sort of at a loss for words right now.

Ring
Ring
Ring

"Hello. I'm sorry I've missed your call. Please wait on the line for the following options:

Press One for one night stands.
Press Two for gang bangs.
Press Three for Kelly and the Donkey show.
Press Four for hourly rates.
Press Five to schedule a one on one appointment.
Or
Press Six to leave a message.

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Attention everybody! If you haven't already, and why not? Add
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Any idea for a AIM screen name? I must admit that I am at a loss for words.
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Sometimes I sit back and wonder what it would have felt like to be Eve. This is saying if there ever was a Eve, or Adam for that matter. Is there a God? So many responses can be brought up with that. But that's not what I want to know. I want to know what it was like to be her, to be in her shoes. Naked in the garden of eden, lonely snake to keep ( Read more... )