I GRADUATED BITCHES!!!

not even worth it

one thing to say ( Read more... )

matt : im a lesbian
me : well im a gay man then
matt : u take anal?
me : no...only on tuesdays
wayne : *spits out drink* holy shit r u serious?
me : i dunno..am i?

so im having withdrawals and i need one..or i need to find someone to take that job

i love talking to ryan ry about my boy problems ( Read more... )

not only is sarah a good driver high..shes even better drunk. hm

jenn just one question: half a tooth? haha

*gag sound* u can breathe later

that was DICKsgusting

he can be the imitation chocolate in my milk hahah

jenn and i found our sarah's dirty little secret..uh oh ( Read more... )