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WHOA! I THINK I FIGURED MY LIFE OUT!
lol, j/k! -
this really happened
i went to take out the garbage this morning (my fam bam is the sort that keeps the can under the kitchen sink) and HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST A FUCKING MOUSE JUMPED OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASHCAN AND BACK UNDER THE SINK. i screamed like a woman. it was scary and embarrassing and sucked all around. i had my ex-husband put a rat trap in the trash for me. he ( Read more... ) -
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when i graduated from college, no one cared. i got nary a pat on the back from anyone: mom, husband, friends, brother... but my dad, he knew how much my graduation meant to me (or at least he noticed me freaking out about how no one cared and didn't want to be on my long list of people i plan on never being happy for ever again). my dad knew i ( Read more... ) -
mount fuji in my pants
i hella love fuji apples. they're my absolute favorite. i bought a bunch last time i was at the supermarket but was a little disappointed at how small they all seemed. after having eaten some of them, i have found that i've been plenty full after a single apple meaning that, even though i originally thought they were small, they were absolutely big ( Read more... ) -
andrea scissorhands
on august 28th i graduated from the paul mitchell partner school where i live. the other day i had a small group of friends and family over at my house and we realized that i had done each and everyone present's hair. what a compliment to have so many of my loved ones trust me with their hair.
damn, i'm good :) -
file under: just sayin'
it's weird when you know two people who would get along MAGICALLY. like, these folks could be besties. they have the same interests and hobbies. have mutual friends. are around the same age...but you can never seem to get their paths to cross. -
passive aggressive - that's me!
what sorts of friends don't answer/return calls during a crisis? what kinds of friends ignore texts in times of need? what types of friends ignore emails/chats that are a simple, "hi," to keep in touch? who ignores a friend who has a present waiting for them ( Read more... )
