My friends, I have come into the ownership of one of the few things that I have quested after for many moons. I will give you a great hint, "Play As Time Goes By". I was drug into a store, whose name shall remain anonymous to preserve the credibility of the most awesome item. And there on a discount rack, lay a subrack labeled only "Men's Coats" in ( Read more... )

Alright mates, since my parents have put me back in the moonshine business WITH PROPER EQUIPMENT! I hope to never again taste a welches/mold/lighterfluid grape juice again! Todays secret formula is one of those WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE! type things. All we need today is 3.5 cups of the good o'l sugar, 14 cups of water, a jug, and a filter ( Read more... )

I was at BigLots, the line begining all great tales, and noticed that they were selling off several old movies on dvd for 50 cents each. My interest was peaked. I quickley setteled on four great titles. I learned long ago that when buying movies for 50 cents one might as well pick the worst steaming pile of cinematic crap that one can find. I ( Read more... )

So the other day I got a bit of a sinking feeling, and decided to have a cup of tea. Insane I know, since it's only about 98 degrees outside, but had it I none the less. When you havn't had tea in a while, it's amazing how delicious it tastes. So I'm know thinking, maybe I don't own enough tea, lol :)

Okay, I just started watching some idiotic chick on television who believes that she can recognize anything with her being a Christian. Curiously, I, mr. do whatever you want, find her too radical. Chief among laws lain out in our cannon is sexual restriction. This idiot, however, does not believe in restricting her sexual activities, yet she calls ( Read more... )

As I observe the constant religious activities occuring around me here at the great Baptist Institute, I have begun to realize that religion is far more addictive than I had previously feared. If we take the religion out of religion and view it merely as a dillusion, I may bring my less heretical associates ( Read more... )

Society is like a bonsai tree, glorious in its beauty and shaped by a skilled hand. What though is that hand? Some would say the hand of God, but I say here that it is the hand of the plant itself. Society builds itself. I say, therefore, that the hand which prunes the plant must move with skill to create the most healthy and beautiful plant. ( Read more... )

Sing with me O’ daughter of Zeus ( Read more... )

The college student is a solitary creature. He locks himself in his tower of books and papers, emerging only when his soul can no longer tolerate the isolation and demands that he purify himself before the light of day. Descartes described the students life accurately when he speaks of how he was able to live as solitary a life among men as the ( Read more... )

I got darn sick of writing strange little poems and have been inspired by either a muse or Blackmore's Night, I'm not sure which. So now, I'm working on a rhyming epic. I am having great difficulty in determining the proper approach however, I have therefore begun writing two poems using the exact same story ( Read more... )