In the spirit of the New Year I have decided to share a two of my favorite adventures from the previous year. Well I guess they're not my favorite adventures, but they are definitely two that few or none of you have heard about before ( Read more... )

Now I shall relate to you a few of my adventures as of late. For you see o' my beloved readers that I have not actually been slain by dragons, as has been reported in so many circles. I have simply been engaged in that most barbarous of activities, the mass production of essays and papers. To this end I have kept myself from sleep for two nights ( Read more... )

(ALERT! THIS IS AN EXTREMELY BORING POST ( Read more... )

I've been having some interesting thoughts on the subject of sleep, well at least I find them interesting. A few years ago I would have said that sleep was a waste of time. In high school I almost never slept, except as a result of burnout or the so called Yuppie flue. When I came to the university, however, I found that many people are actually ( Read more... )

Well I've decided that I will make a serious post, a rarity for this journal I know. Today was the annual Kaolin Festival, which for those who are thinking, "What the devil is Kaolin," is the mineral which enables my tiny little home town to survive and is used primarily to make paper white and or glossy, think National Geographic. Anyway, I was ( Read more... )

Captain's log, star date 12345, I have decided to write my journal as though it were the notebook of some really geeky Star Trek guy. Mr. Spock advises that my actions are, "Illogical". I am, as he says, no doubt suffering from Jovian brain flue, the only cure for which is the dreaded ear whig of death! "I wonder if, anyone will thing, that I can ( Read more... )

To bring a little of my blissful madness into you people's little world, I bring you this thought. "So long as the sun turneth, so long as the sea churneth, so long as men earneth wage, everyone is doomed to die!" Which is I guess a little bit comforting if you're sick like me? Anyhow, today's true thought is about Bonanza that greatest of T.V. ( Read more... )

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70% Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50% Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58% Borderline |||||||||||||||| 62% Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58% Dependent |||||||||||| 50% Obsessive-Compulsive ( Read more... )

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