I haven't updated in quite some time...

[richard_starkey]

It has been decided that I, Ringo Starr, am going to live forever.

After many a scientific experiments were done and the medical professionals procured what the needed, they came up with their diagnosis: I am never going to die. It's true.

Comments

[ringosgirl]

Well that is the best news I'll hear all year!

[richard_starkey]

It's the best news EVER!

[steptotheright]

Do you know what that means they're saying about your talent, Ringo? The bitches.

[richard_starkey]

What does it mean? Or what doesn't it?

[steptotheright]

Yeah, that's not vague at all.

[richard_starkey]

Are you sure?

[tasteslikestars]

so you got yourself a girl, eh?

[richard_starkey]

No. No one except for you...

And Kahn...

And Rachel...

And any other girls that I may have consequently slept with along the way...

Yes, Tracey... no one but you!

[tasteslikestars]

exactly as i thought. :)

[dorothy_valens]

daaaaaaaaam, Tracey, all yo' boyfriends cheat on you with me. What what!

[_scatterlikeice]

why in bloody hell did you put everyone on my friends list on YOUR friends list?

[tardis_chan]

Because he's RINGO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[richard_starkey]

That is true. I am Ringo Starr.

[_scatterlikeice]

well actually, you really aren't, but i do know what you are -- damn well annoying, that's what.

[sionnon]

Well, you've added me to your friends list........ so hi!
I'm Shannon.

[richard_starkey]

Hello, love.