Well, well, well. I haven't updated in some time. Almost six months, it seems. I'm still quite unhappy that the people in charge of the Super Bowl half time show chose Paul instead of me. Bloody hell, I taught him how to dance!

how's everyone of you doing today? I haven't posted in quite a bit.

So, I, Ringo Starr, have decided that, in order to modernize myself and keep up with the trends of this modern age, I, Ringo Starr, am going to rename myself Ringo Starr*.

I feel so alive.

I don't understand. Sure, they said Paul was dead because he didn't wear shoes on Abbey Road. Sure, there were messages in I'm So Tired saying "Paul's a dead man. Miss him! Miss him! Miss him!" In Revolution 9 it said "Ringo's dead," but do I die? No! And neither does Paul. Coincidence? I think not ( Read more... )

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It has been decided that I, Ringo Starr, am going to live forever.

After many a scientific experiments were done and the medical professionals procured what the needed, they came up with their diagnosis: I am never going to die. It's true.

Song writing for Ringo!  This time it's for a girl named Tracey:

(By the way, Tracey, I looked at your user info to get some more information on you.)

Tracey
Tracey, my love,

You're snoopy's love, too,

You like foreign films,

Like Amélie and Donnie Darko.

Trace!  Trace!  Trace!

I love you're lovely face!

Tracey!  Tracey!  Tracey!

I'm not Irish ( Read more... )

After much testing, the truth has been revealed:

I, Ringo Starr, am immortal and completely immune to physical pain.

However, MENTAL pain...oh.

You have no idea.

Why is it that I lack all dancing skills? Why?

George Harrison did produce one hell of a nice looking kid.  Come to think of it, George wasn't too bad looking, himself... And why no, I'm not gay.


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