Ultimatum.

[richard_starkey]

After much testing, the truth has been revealed:

I, Ringo Starr, am immortal and completely immune to physical pain.

However, MENTAL pain...oh.

You have no idea.

Comments

[tasteslikestars]

ringo, won't you write me a song?

[richard_starkey]

Sure, darling?

What about? What's your name? I'm going to guess Tracey because of the sign, but I'm just checking. Give me some random facts about yourself and I'll make them rhyme!

[tasteslikestars]

my name is tracey. sometimes people call me trace. i am left-handed. i have an obsession with snoopy. i invented naked. i think you're awesome!!!

[steptotheright]

Ringo is emo.

[richard_starkey]

Am not!

[steptotheright]

Am too!

[pendragoness]

I love jethro tull, but then again, I play the flute, and I love anything that sounds spasm-y, so I suppose put those two together and it's jethro tull.

Im so lost

[xdyingtryx]

You arent Ringo Star, but I must admit, beattles were and are, the best band ever