8057/20998Something's going on with the bins in Hitchin.You will surely recall a few weeks ago that I found a bin where the men (and women with any bags or mouthfuls of it) could deposit their cum. Tonight on the dog walk I passed a bin with a plunger on top of it. Was it some kind of Hitchin dalek? If so it's plunger was pointing at its own head ( Read more... )

8058/20989Four years since my last drink, where's my fucking badge?According to my blog on New Year's Eve 20/21 I had a whole bottle of champagne, a beer and a large whisky (I didn't remember my last drinks, which maybe isn't surprising).It was enough for me to decide to lay off booze for a bit, with no real intention of stopping forever (something ( Read more... )

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8056/20997Phoebe got Minion Top Trumps for Christmas. Also something called Plop Trumps which she didn't like as she thought it was distasteful that it was about actual poo. I haven't yet introduced her to the greatest Trump game ever, RHLSTP Trumps, still available to buy apparently (and I have a few left that I sell at gigs - all profits go to ( Read more... )

8053/20994I turned the Quality Street/Celebrations tap off in my brain and suddenly chocolate held no interest for me. I'd been in a chocolate purge where anything went, but the horn has sounded and the purge is over. Maybe this is the way forward. Anything goes for Christmas week and maybe my birthday, but then society returns to normal. One of ( Read more... )

8054/20995Bad news everyone. Egg Wallace has died. No one is quite sure if it was natural causes or murder, but if the latter, the list of suspects is very long and very middle-class and very much of a certain age. If it's any consolation to his grieving friend, he was delicious.And he may return (I am not saying he is Jesus, that's for other ( Read more... )

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8051/20992Hilariously I thought I might get through Christmas without eating sweets or chocolates. I allowed myself a toffee from the Quality Street a few days ago as a treat, but otherwise I was going to be healthy and more or less stick with my Zoe diet.I have eaten nothing but sweets, cakes and cheese for the last three days and my coat no ( Read more... )

8052/20993It's Christmas morning, let's open up our presents....Phoebe's last Christmas before falling off the Santa belief cliff (and she's clinging on by her finger nails - thanks Google). The first thing she said when she saw her bulging pillow case was "Mummy, why does Santa have the same wrapping paper as us?

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8050/20991It's been a while since I've done Twitch of Fun, but I've been itching to get Twitching. I love this stupid show, but moving house and family commitments and some proper work have made it harder to do in the evenings. And we've been a bit hobbled by the show computer breaking during the move.For those of you who are new to the blog, ( Read more... )