Comments | richardjmorgan: The Futile Rantings of a Lonely, Bitter Man.

richardjmorgan

The Futile Rantings of a Lonely, Bitter Man.

Jul 31, 2005 23:43

Boyfriends of the world*! An announcement:

I fucking hate you lot.

1. Because I'm jealous that you're probably getting some, and I most resolutely am not. STILL.

2. You bastards are hogging all the girls, y'all ( Read more... )

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eshorty August 1 2005, 05:48:45 UTC

aw, Richard, you're so hot, have no fear, you will get some!

do_u_want_more August 1 2005, 07:55:23 UTC

But remember don't get any from dudes.

Cos that would be well gay.

richardjmorgan August 1 2005, 08:06:38 UTC

Yes, yes it would. Which kind of precludes it as an option for me.

do_u_want_more August 2 2005, 12:03:07 UTC

Yeah, but didn't you just say 'bros before hos'? I thought you were referring to the late 80s boyband phenomenon, Bros. That plus your unhealthy fondness for the colour pink would suggest that, should you be desperately in need of 'getting some', you'd perhaps better look trans-gender...

richardjmorgan August 2 2005, 12:16:24 UTC

Oh shush. That's just silly talk. And the 80s boyband connection hadn't actually occured to me. But shush anyway.

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