Daddy's buying me a smack in the mouth from irate motorists!

[richardjmorgan]

Right. I hate people who clog up the roads with their stupid bloody equine antics. Are horses designed to go on the road? No, they're designed for running through fields, with their fetlocks flowing in the wind, and so on. Do you pay road tax on a horse? No. So get it off the bit of tarmac I'm trying to bloody drive my car on. and don't you fucking

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Love and hat, 'cos she's lost a finger...

[anonymous]

How does one 'hat' someone? Are you talking about horse-riders who insist on not wearing protective headgear? Do you leap from your motor and give them one of the hard hats you conveniently carry in the boot, then wag your finger at them and say "and let that be a lesson to you"?

Re: Love and hat, 'cos she's lost a finger...

[richardjmorgan]

Fixed.

[eshorty]

God, I love your posts. I think my girlfriend does too, and thorougly lusts after you. So you should feel better- she's a hot blonde/brunette.
and did you know- there're horseriders everywhere...here in LA, we have the rancheros who ride on the street and let their horses poop everywhere......so....yeah : ) feel better