*lights candle on cupcake*

Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.

Why does everyone assume I slept with Morty?

I didn't.  People just assume the only type of fun I can have is sex.

And so what if I did, which I didn't.  Gary left and didn't even say goodbye to me.  Whatever.

....ok, maybe i did.

I hope Bugsy isn't too freaked out.  He's a nice boy.  I screwed up with him before anything could start.  I mess up ( Read more... )

I had a wonderful day ( Read more... )

Continuing my research at the Ruins of Alpha. It is all very interesting and my thesis adviser is very please with the work I've done so far.

So Gary is back and he's already hitting on Ash. Can you believe it. The last thing he said to me was that he had feelings for me, and then he comes back and starts trying to get Ash drunk.

I don't know ( Read more... )

I was most certainly right about Entei and the Unown have a major connection. I’ve taken extensive notes and made copies of all the folk art depicting them. The wood carvings are particularly interesting and beautiful. I am beginning to draw some conclusions about the special significance of the S and M Unown in particular ( Read more... )

I've just arrived in Ecruteak City. Jeeze, it took me forever to finally get here. I'm meeting up with Morty in the morning. Hopefully I can uncover some answers about Entei and the Unown. I can't wait to see the wood carvings. It should be a great day.

I hear Morty is really pretty :)

I got the research grant and I'm going to Johto again!!  It's been so long.  I'm going to catch the ferry to Olivine City, but I want to make a pretty quick stop to Ecruteak Tower.  I know many of the stories involving the Unown also involve Entei, so going there will be a good start.  There are some interesting wood etchings in the basement that I ( Read more... )

They announce who gets the research grants a few days after New Years.  Wish me luck.  It would be lovely to see the Ruins of Alpha.  Maybe I can make a former gym leader my bitch while I'm there--I'm just saying.  I'll need to pass a physical before I leave, but my new medicine seems to be doing the trick.  I'll be weened off the pokenisone in two ( Read more... )

Hi everyone.  Things are slowly getting back to normal around here.  My first semester of my studies in Pokemon Folklore is finally done.  I did really well and I'm sure i aced all my finals.

I think I am going to use my time off this winter to do a little exploring.  I might go back to Seveii for a few weeks.

But anyway, I'm putting in for a ( Read more... )

Hi guys.  I'm doing better.  I just got back from the Viridian City University Hospital.  It was nice that Professor Oak came and visited me. BETTER THAN A CERTAIN OTHER OAK THAT WILL REMAIN NAMELESS

Well, it doesn't sound like I'm going to loose my rectum anytime soon, which makes me happy.  They say that I'll be at risk for colon cancer when I'm ( Read more... )