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Jul 09, 2004 01:21

I wrote in this thing last time and forgot to say that I had seen SPIDERMAN 2. Such an awesome movie, all around. Great story, great villain, the love angle was well done without being annoying, it had funny parts, and the ACTION, jesus H christ, it was incredible. Bravo Sam Raimi and Marvel, for putting a new movie in my top ten ( Read more... )

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brad_must_die July 9 2004, 09:27:06 UTC
if it makes you feel any better, the retard punching herself in the face story had me laughing my ass off for a solid 10 minutes. jesus that's some funny shit! ahhh....my kids are going to be born retarded and missing limbs....

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anonymous July 9 2004, 12:12:43 UTC
If there were a reality show that was just a house full of retards, I would watch every episode. And tape them to watch later.

And I would watch the re-runs.

J to the Pizzo

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It's all good, man... the_osiris July 9 2004, 19:14:55 UTC
I'll bet she had cerebral palsy. That's what my older sister has. She does that same kinda thing. She has to wear a diaper, cause she's so developmentally stunted, she can't control her bodily functions. Her caretakers put socks on her hands so she won't put them in her mouth, otherwise she'd constantly have her fingers in her mouth. I'll have to admit that the image of a retarded girl with socks on her hands is kind funny, but since she's my sister, I don't exactly but a gut laughing, since it would break my father's heart.

I don't think she's ever hauled off and smacked herself, though. Sometimes kids like that get upset, and do gesture violently. Maybe that's what happened.

So, that's it. I bet JB couldn't help laughing when he read this, and maybe Brad, too. Ruger lets off peals of laughter at the mention of the word retard, so that's a no brainer. I'm not saying you all are twisted fucks, sometimes it is funny. But I guess I'm just offering an "insider's opinion." No biggie.

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Re: It's all good, man... poop_is_neat July 10 2004, 23:15:28 UTC
slugs full of gay, yes. thats what FAGTA does, they shoot babies in the face with gay (and i know what everyone thought when they read that). its not a horrible album but it still kinda sucks and their singer is the worst singer on the face of the planet.

rich, i too laughed very hard at this. i probably would have laughed right there. if the mother cant understand that thats hilarious, shes living in a dream world. of course sasquatch geoff had to gay this up with reality, and yes its sad, but thats so hilarious, i dont care who you are. and brad, we all are going to have limbless kids who pee on themselves and run into walls all day. because we are horrible people who laugh at retarded kids punching themselves. hahahaha i just laughed again. good story rich

when i read my post to make sure it made sense, i laughed again

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I aim to please... richlesnar666 July 10 2004, 22:07:15 UTC
I was pretty sure that story would get some laughs out of Y'all, so i felt i needed to share it. Its 100% true too, which makes it more amazing. Its a memory that will not soon leave me, and telling that story makes me happy to be alive........and to not be retarded. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Going to hell. Bigtime. But i dont care, Justin, I would tape over peoples wedding tape with that show, i would download it until my harddrive was full, then burn it to discs and download it again. I pray someday that show will be made. Lets all pray for this.
-RICH-
XXX

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Re: I aim to please... poop_is_neat July 10 2004, 23:18:44 UTC
There are no words to describe how amazing that show would be. Apparently theres some DVD out produced by the south park guys that’s just retarded people interviewing people, trying to be newscasters. Its supposedly supposed to be “not funny in an exploitaion manner, and somehow touching” or whatever blowling stone said about it. Maybe you should go get that

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TARDFIGHT 3000! brad_must_die July 11 2004, 12:38:29 UTC
or what about if the UFC opened a retard division? I'd watch a 8 man retarded fighting tournament. shit, people would miss church to watch. that'd be the best thing ever...with super retard strength, they'd tear off limbs and punch themselves silly! oh yea, right to hell.....

B to tha muthafuckin' RAD!?

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hahahahaha richlesnar666 July 13 2004, 03:42:06 UTC
Brad, who cares if we are going to hell man, i bet god wouldnt let us watch retard fights, or even just a retard reality show, but im sure thats something the devil would be down with. OK i need to go die now, i just sneezed and way too many parts of me flared in pain. Swimming through rapids today may have been a bad idea.......
=RJB3=
XXX

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