10. Old people at Brooksby Village spitting their food into a napkin and the employees discovering it when they clear the table.... yummy ( Read more... )

There was a ping pong tournament at school today that I was fired up for. There's some pretty stiff competition among the regulars that play in between classes and the tournament was no diferent. The way they decided who would play who in the 1st round was they picked names out of a hat. To set the stage... my top 3 regular players are Rob 1st, me ( Read more... )

After work last night I went and played ping pong with some of the residents until my ride came... I've never heard so many farts in a half hour time span in all my years. They weren't the little dumb dainty farts either. They were fuckin RIPPING them lol. The funniest part of it was that they didn't even like acknowledge that they farted either ( Read more... )

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i don't fuckin get it.... harville walks a guy on 4 pitches and the 1st strike he throws he gets a raspberry cheer..... yet schilling gives up 5 runs in 6.1 innings and he gets a standing fucking ovation

some of the inventions that advancements in technology have allowed people to make are incredible. I was watching the news the other night and over in Japan they made one of the craziest things i have EVER heard. Its a TV that allows one person to watch one show from one side of a room... and another person to watch a different show on the OTHER ( Read more... )

In a stunning turn of events.... my cousin Gabriel looks EXACTLY like Michael Jackson :/ . It's not too late to save him tho. He's only 13. We might have to save him from Michael Jackson himself tho. He might like the opportunity to diddle his look alike.

I've had this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach for the past week or so. And its not from grandma's lasagna. The Sox are going to miss the playoffs and its KILLING me. I just can't stand watching them lose while the Empire keeps on chugging along. I've told a few choice friends "Man i don't like the way this is going" and they've thought I've ( Read more... )

Man tonight was fuckin brutaaaaaaaal at work tonight. We were incredibly short of workers..... like 8 or 9 people.... and to make matters worse we had a fucking lobster bake. So like 3/4 of the fucking residents came to the Windsor Dining Room. Now under normal circumstances we could handle that. But because we were short so many people... we all ( Read more... )

JoKeRsWiLd3553: dude....something catestrophic to report ( Read more... )