The normally fundamentally sound Twins made a rediculous series of plays tonight.... the Sox had Mueller at 2nd, and Olerud at 1st with Damon at bat. Damon hit a base hit to right. Mueller was waved home and the throw home got by the 2nd baseman and the catcher. Mueller scored easily. When the throw got behind the catcher Olerud tried to score. The ( Read more... )

Seeing Matt clement get hit in the head scared me soooooooooo effing bad. I almost hyperventilated.... literally. I called everyone I could think of to tell them what happened and they all were scared too.... and rightfully so. The thing that REALLY scared me was seeing how far the ball carromed into left field. Seeing him not move wasn't good ( Read more... )

My dad's 50th birthday was on June 30th. My grandparents gave him $100 for his birthday. He couldn't decide what to get for the longest time so a couple days ago he went out and bought ................. (drum roll please)........... a sewing machine. A FUCKING sewing machine. Of all the great and wonderful things he could of POSSIBLY bought..... he ( Read more... )

I must say that yesterday was the first day in my entire 19 years of existence that I sweat from the second I sat up in bed to the moment I put my head on my pillow to go to sleep that night. I took 2 cold showers to try to cool off but it didn't help... God Damn. Today might be a repeat of yesterday too. May god have mercy on us fat people's souls

u know what would be great... When Big Papi hits a home run and he does his little prayer thing at home plate... when he points to the sky their should be cannon fire/fireworks or some sort of explosion. I think that would be awesome.

It was a pretty fun weekend. I got up to Mi-Te-Jo 'round 11:00 Friday night. We had a fire and I went to bed at about 12:30. Woke up at 10:30 Saturday morning and ate a HUGE breakfast. It was clutch. I hung out with Jay and Gerald for most of the day. We went to Gerald's site and he played guitar. I went to watch the Sox at 1:30. The t.v. cable ( Read more... )

One of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me happened last night. I didn't realize how weird it was until I thought about it a little. Here's the story: Me and Ryan went up to Gloucester last night to hang out with his friend Elyse. He didn't really remember where her house was and it turns out that we weren't even close to her house... So ( Read more... )

I've been in kind of a bad mood lately. My vacation got cut short because it was SUPPOSED to rain but never really did. Well, its a long story so I'll tell you. Thursday night at camp my mom, who was already in a bad mood, heard the weather report and it said it was going to rain on Friday and Saturday and clear up Sunday morning. She figured it ( Read more... )

I woke up around 11:00 and had to finish weeding my neighbors gardens. I would of finished yesterday but we got a thunderstorm around 3:00 and I told her I'd finish today. So i went over there about 11:20 and weeded her gardens.... for 4 hours...... It wasn't really strenuous work... just kinda boring. She ended up paying me 40$ tho which is nice ( Read more... )

This story is a 10+ on the weird shit-o-meter. Up on the Kangamangus highway in New Hampshire a girl had to go to the bathroom so she went in an outhouse. She said she always checks the seat or whatever when she goes.... So she looked down inside and there was a guy inside the hole. He wasn't dead, however. He was looking at the girls as they went ( Read more... )