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[rickbot]

I love my new flat. I spent last night lying in the bed in my stupid dumb old flat and cackling. The new one's got a comfortable sofa, and a table, and even a bath that works

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[terriem]

Thank you for your text! Very eloquently put. Now, we just need Jane Belson to emerge from wherever she's hiding to make the world perfect. Use your super spy skills to find her!

[rickbot]

She's trapped in an underground nuclear facility in Lebanon, controlled by KAOS.

Your mission: put on a red wig and low-cut black dress and attend KAOS's annual summer ball, which is being held on top of the facility.

I shall provide you with a biro, which you can use to open the bicylcle u-lock they're using to protect the main door into the facility.

[terriem]

Mission accepted, though I'll go for a blonde wig, rather than red. Will report back in a few months, after my torturous internment in a Lebanese prison is over.

[rickbot]

Okay - flat should be ready by then.

[kletus]

When do you move in? I may have to pay a state visit to Londonistan and see you and the other tongs.

[rickbot]

We're still trying to raise Douglas Adams from the dead to ask him, as his widow is hard to get hold of. However, later October is the best guess at the moment.

[rickbot]

Upper Street, Islington.

But not for two months. HARRUMPH.