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My chest has been aching all day and night. I'm pretty sure there's bubbles trapped inside of my body, and they're trying to escape, but can't find the right way out. It feels like I', having a heart attack, whatever that feels like. Who knows. I can't drink anymore soda until this problem is gone. I have a bubble the size of Texas in my sternum. ( Read more... )

Just give me one million dollars... maybe two million.

I don't know if I'm going to finish out the year at OC ( Read more... )

I am at OC right now ( Read more... )

If anyone knows who was calling my house at 2 AM and telling my mom that they were Fallon, please tell me. I just want to know who it was.

I need to skateboard. I need a skateboard.

Fight Club is mind blowing. I'm not even
Finished with the book and I already like
it more than the movie. However, the movie
is in my top 3 favorites of all time.

I need it to be Summer.

For my entire life, for some reason my nose always hurts when I wake up.

So the year is over. What a good one it was, ladies and gentleman ( Read more... )

+Dream Bars
+Whoopee Cushion
+Goofy String
+Super Bang Cap Shot
+"Are you Out of your mind?"

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Sorry Vicki, but you know what they say
about fucking with the bull....