More goodies, Hess style!

[rico_thunder]

Unfortunately, it’s hard to seem smooth when you’re working in a gas station. Everyone needs gas, and we’re the classiest joint in the area, so we get our share of attractive ladies, but somehow none of my wit and charm can get across to them while I’m emptying the trash. It’s a shame

Comments

[adamous_g]

You're not a real man until you've made that spitoon ring with your manly juiciness.

[bard_messiah]

Your judicious condom-and-Corona thoughts make my heart ring, Sean. I wish Hess had a hundred like you.

[nymphancy]

haha

[rico_thunder]

The former.