So by now you'd think I have learned. Canes? Keep out of reach, doge the walkers and avoid the punches.
But chairs?
COME ON it was MY FOOT I LIKE MY FOOT ATTACHED.
Dear Mrs. Urbanski, please don't run over them again. I swear I didn't take your dentures. YOU WERE WEARING THEM.
I'm going to go ice it now. D: