futile attempts at self-preservation.

i couldn't have said it better myself.

My brother bought a pair of seven jeans. Yuck. I am so anti sevens. And citizens for that matter. Sara, how do you know about all of these extremely ridiculously overprices jeans, you ask? Well, as many of you know, I moved into a house with 5 random girls. Exciting, indeed. And the one whose room is closet o tine is the SASS of the WORLD. And ( Read more... )

As of next week, I am going to be a trained and certified doula!! I am so excited. This has been something I've been wanting to do for quite some time now. So when any of you are going to have children, I'd love to help you during that beautiful process ( Read more... )

hot off the press and ridiculous as ever ( Read more... )

argentine food is too dense. we just had a good bye dinner [even though i never say good byes, just see yas] at "two to tango" this old school genuine argentine resturaunt. i'm so full i feel like i could... die? or something. laura is going to argentina for the next year and a half starting tomorrow. insane. everyone is growing up. all of the ( Read more... )

yes, indeed. i am back for a bit. it has been since may. and so much has happened. there is a new little member of my family. seth was born june 24th. what a champ. and i also feel the need to share two things with you ( Read more... )

where did this month slip off to?? i finished winter semester and now i'm in the middle of spring term. and the sun just barely began to shine two days ago. i've been taking advantage of it. i love the sun ( Read more... )

apparently, idiots are still roaming the earth. or atleast one, for sure. and i just met him. this kid jared who lives in my complex came to pick up one of my roommates for a date. and boy oh boy, do i feel BAD for monica. poor thing has to spend an evening with this LOONEY MAN. if i were her, i would say i had the clap and had to go home. aaah ( Read more... )

ain't this jsut swell ( Read more... )

i just finished watching under the tuscan sun for the first time. it is movies like that that make me wonder what took me so long to watch them ( Read more... )