i haven't updated up in this bitch in like a year. bc im a lazy fuck.

allow me to bring u up to speed. since last year

-went to hawaii
-turned 18
-graduated from high school
-got accepted to college
-came to college HAHA    (johnson and inhales 2009, its uh celebration betchez)
-now i live in providence

yeah my life has been THAT exciting for the past year ( Read more... )

rj and ziggy and alex are funny people and i like hanging out with them alot.....especially when alex beats the shit out of ziggy and folds his face into his jacket hoody and all u can see is his nose and he's stuck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA  <3 you ziggy HAHAAH that was funny as shit

so today after schoool me and alexxxx went back to her house for a lil ( Read more... )

WOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!  you're woofin'!

HAHAHA.

iii like diirty jokkkkes

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,  and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you ( Read more... )

i hate feeling this way. he's a moron. and i'm dumb. no matter how much of a dickhead he is and how mad i get, he always talks his way back into my life and since i have such strong feelings for him i let him back in being the dumbass that i am. i open myself up to being treated like this.

i fucking hate him. all he did for the past 2 years of our ( Read more... )

i hate boys.

actually...thats a broad statement... i hate boys that lie, cant make up their minds, are assholes, and that use girls.

they should all jump off a clif and hit every rock on the way down and die.

and im real sick and tired of being told theres a chance...when theres really not.

and its been almost 2 and a half years and im just about ( Read more... )

so i went on this blind date yesterday.....can i please inform you all that THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I EVER GO ON A BLIND DATE EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN!.....RHRRRRRRAAAAH URGH!

first of all, me and julie DROVE to this kids house in cherry hill new jersey, and we got lost ON THE WAY THERE....we got lost ON THE WAY BACK...annnnd our ( Read more... )

is it bad to think a sophomore is hot....lol ( Read more... )

i fucking love madlibs and they're only fun to do if you use bad and dirty words in there because thats what makes them fucking hilarious as shit! so im gonna post some that me and my sister and my cousin did. if you get offended in anyway...uhh..im sorry..HAHAHAHA. P.S.- the underlined bolded words are the words we substituted in...

"CHRISTMAS ( Read more... )

i need a boyfriend.

maybe i dont NEED one, but i really really WANT one.

and i hate boys that lie and don't know what they want. it fucking pisses me off

theres times where i just wanna take a baseball bat and bash it into his head.

and i hate how its sucha competition with girls for guys....like....blow me. its so fucking annoying. why can't ( Read more... )

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