I love alcohol.

Why is cycle 8 of America's Next Top Model so wonderful? Oh, RIGHT. Because it has Natasha AND JAEL. Natasha is one crazy ass ho and, fuck, I LOVE HER FOR IT. Jael is probably the best thing that ever happened to reality TV. There are so many characters. I mean, Jael burnt her face with a straightening iron. AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY HAIR TO ( Read more... )

Today is Sarah Beth's birthday! Happy Birthday ( Read more... )

Well, hell, I'd be distressed if my arm got chopped off, too. OH MY GOD. I totally forgot how and why Lindsey got his hand chopped off. Man, fuck. I need to start watching Buffy again ( Read more... )

I'm outrageously obsessed with my cat, Eleanor. Like... 75% of the time I'm talking.. it's about Eleanor. I don't know what it is about this cat, BUT I LOVE HER. I feel like we understand each other more than anything else ( Read more... )

Waterfall ( Read more... )

SCHOOL. BAHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

So, I will refer to the past few days as an "experiment" concerning my digestive system, and the outcome of it is clear: I am fucking lactose intolerant. I think this is probably the first real thing I can blame my mother for ( Read more... )

Emily Blunt won a Golden Globe, yummy. Meryl Streep called Emily Blunt "delicious." I am fully behind this statement ( Read more... )

AHHH. Where have I been??? Let's crack out an update, shall we ( Read more... )