it is impossible to be witty on the elliptical machine

[riflop]

Scenario: I was at the gym, when The Socialite (who cannot speak in a voice softer than one required for a moderate audience) and her Network of Kronies were discussing escalating infection rates in hospitals, implying that this was an imminently fixable problem.  I pointed out that, having worked in a hospital for nearly 10 years, it's not that

Comments

[megjournal]

There there. You belong to the same gym as her. I'm sure there will be more opportunities to share your morbid side.

[riflop]

Morbid!? What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?