• Neil Gaiman is my one true love.
• I made pecan pie.
• This weather is Norse God/Stephanie weather.

My new bed at mom's house is the most comfortable thing I've ever known.  I'm sunk into it right now, unable to remove myself for anything.  Maple bacon would do it.  Maple, brown sugar, cinnamon anything would do it...This is the perfect kind of day.

I feel more like a real person now that I've moved off campus - is that weird?  I have bills and groceries and a garage that goes whoooong-kaCHUNK when I push my garage door opener.  I have a living room and a pantry (oh glorious pantry!), and a lazy susan thing installed into the corner counter.  I haven't had one of those since ye olde townhouse ( Read more... )

Basically, I need music.  I need someone to give me some quality alone time with their computer and some blank discs, because I'm going a little nuts with the radio and I REFUSE to spend money on CDs.  I'd use limewire, but my computer was only recently revived after a bad run-in with some shady downloads.

Also, I got bit by one of the biggest, ( Read more... )

Got my gardening on today.  Spent all afternoon tilling and turning and planting on my hands and knees.  Fingernails are disgusting, but I'm very satisfied.  Got some new little ceramic pots for my herbs - going to have rosemary, thyme, and basil at my apartment this year.  Got our fourth roommate, and she likes Woodchuck cider, Firefly vodka-tea, ( Read more... )

Starting working with a PR program called "Vocus" today.  Basically, your company or organization or band wants to manage where/when/who is talking about them.  You sign up for Vocus and essentially give them a few keywords - usually the name of the business or what-have-you.  It searches the interwebs for sites - newspapers, mostly - that use your ( Read more... )

Stephanie has a HOUSE.

wallow in your misery, you campus-fettered slugs.
I <3 my new 'mates.

I fell up the stairs ( Read more... )

Hey, Ben! 
Ben, over here!
Mr. Folds, please!  Sign my face!

March 30, Ben Folds at UMW.  Either he's fallen pretty hard recently, or UMW is cooler than anyone told me.
I hope there are enough tickets sold that Dodd actually fills up.  I'm always embarrassed for the artist without a crowd.

This [www.webcomicsweekend.com/] sounds amazing.  Questionable Content, Anders Loves Maria, Least I Could Do/Looking for Group, Girls with Slingshots, Dinosaur Comics, SMBC, Dr. McNinja...

I just got called into my history professor's office so that she could tell me that I was failing.

I'm failing because she thinks I forged my term paper.

She thinks this because I used the words "rapacious" and "nigh".  I'm not fucking kidding.

"Do you even know what rapacious means?"
"What's your GPA?"  "So you're not even that good of a student - ( Read more... )