i swear a special on the cascadia megaquake or the krakatau volcanic eruption or killer avalanches in austria or japanese hornets from hell or big foot: myth? man? legend. will keep me up every night.

tom cruise should be the new joker.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/162165/

ok. josh tagged me.
so 5 songs...

seu jorge - starman
minus the bear - drilling (or the whole f'in album)
jimi hendrix - burning of the midnight lamp
led zeppelin - down by the seaside
the lawrence arms - fireflies

now i tag:
555
billyd
jamie
amy
jen

so tell me Curly. how do you know miss cross?
we went to Harvard together.
that's great. i wrote a hit play and directed it.. soo i'm not sweating it either.

you're so vain.

and you remember what 'ol Jack Burton always says at a time like that
Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.

king of pop is innocent!

i always hoped he didn't make those kids give him handjobs.
now every cable news channel is running round the clock analysis by robert shapiro or gretta van sustran or some other fuck.. they make me sick.
theres no real news in america. maybe there never was.

ForthGradeDrpout: Revenge of the Synth
Caspa13: hahahahaha

the heat must be getting to me

good stuff.
keep on truckin.

i still wish i could breathe under water

got my hair cut today. shit was sooooo long.
fuckin hair cuts
they did me wrong man.
you ever get a hair cut and the person just totally disregards what you asked for?
like they didn't listen to a single word you said and just winged it?
yea well i got one of those cuts.

I SAID FADE NIGGA!
SHIT!!

..then i saw robT's bowl cut and i felt a little