AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent ( Read more... )

TODAY IS JAMES' BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!

yes, i hella did just go figure out how to make it scroll.

show me someone who does not even tap their feet a little when they hear 'linus and lucy' and i will show you a robot.

i just did the snoopy dance all around my house and then fell down. this is what four day weekends are meant for.

if i ever make lasagne for you you will know that i really like you tons, because I FUCKING DESPISE THIS SAUSAGE GARBAGE UGH!

i am so incredibly bored.

i'm seriously considering going to get gas just to have something to do.

THERE IS A FULL ECLIPSE TONIGHT AND IT IS FUCKING RAINING.

i am so pissed off.

also i almost hit some old broad in a purple rain slicker tonight, and nearly had a full-on heart attack.

four day weekend!!!! (one exclamation point for each day) rocknroll.

my dad is gone all day today! (only one, because it's just one day)

today i made three comments!!! and none of them were disparaging.

"Woe to you my Princess, when I come, I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body ( Read more... )

"did you take some robot pills or something?" - my philosophy teacher

man. best thing ever.

that and how hard i rock that class.

holy fuckass.

the librarian is teaching some sub to read in french.

my ears are fucking bleeding and i want to die.