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SYLLABUS DAY SYLLABUS DAY.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SYLLABUS DAY!

syllabus day - the first day of every term when all that is done is handing out syllabi. i love this day a lot because i am always incredibly excited to go back to school, and today there is nothing to do but have fun and screw around.

it is not even fair that bushs stupid baghdad surprise went over better than any surprise i have ever planned.

asshole. i bet it wasn't even his idea.

thanksgiving is hella lame anyway.

eat a bag, you jerks.

go go gadget fever-induced hallucinations.

ps - three rad movies in as many days
monday - pulp fiction
tuesday - full metal jacket
wednesday - doctor at sea

after watching doctor at sea, i alternated between sleeping and pretending to be brigitte bardot.

oh shit, radical cheerleaders make the ao-news

also i have been making stuff like a crazy monster. stuff stuff stuff. and then some more.

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yesterday me and james went to the city, and we won all the time. even when a tree fell in the path. no, literally ( Read more... )

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RAD RAD RAD.

I AM THE SOVEREIGN OF ROCKET SAUCEVILLE.