I was thinking about assembling an army totake out all of my enemies, and beleive me the list is a long one. but soldiers are more about the gain of a nation these days, and mercenaries are getting quite pricey, and to tell you the truth I ain't no donald fucking trump bitches, so it looks like ill have to do it by myself. first stop: Baby Spice ( Read more... )

Apperantly its not cool anymore to drive a car from the 70's. i've been savin up since the 80's to gt one, now J-14 says they are out, well fuck that im going to drive it anyways all the way top the fuckin bank. Or maybe ill walk to the bank, you know....so i look good naked ( Read more... )

Happiness is not having to, lay on the floor dead, alone ( Read more... )

I work at a factory that produces lamp shades. dont laugh, its an important job. without me your eyes would all be burned out from the blinding light that comes from your lamps, without the shade it is fucking deadly, and dont you forget it. i dont get very much money, but i am happy with where i am financially and in life. So dont go judging. That ( Read more... )

Remember silverchair,yeah me too. i liked them, so did all my friends, no one showed them to one another,they were just there fo you to like without paying a finders fee. good ol' days ( Read more... )

Im tired like a tired person with insomnia. yeah sounds about right. i just went to the fair to check out the all amazing darslagg. he is just a homeless person who sleeps outside od the circus gate, i dont know where he got the name from. but umm yeah, he gives me life advice all the time, he always says "thats what i did, looked how i turned out"

Why dont people plant more apple trees, is there something wrong with them or something, oh sure washingtons got it all covered. but what about us poor folks in Ajax. its all about evergreens, in Pickering too, jeez louis, i just dont understand. i like apples your mom likes apple. johny down the street that used to try to sell you used hotwheel ( Read more... )

So i was walking home from work, on a normally busy street, but because of the late hour it was empty. I love this. just walking down an empty road, theres something about it that feels good, like your doing something you shouldent be, but will never get caught. it has this feeling of lonliness to it, but a good kind, the type that you long for in ( Read more... )

I think that msn will no doubt be the downfall of the english language. at least in its writing form. a new generation of teens are being trained to write not words but short form equivilants, because they are lazy and to be faster, or should i say or 2 b faster. Idiots! i hate seeing this shit written, it makes my automatically not want to talk to ( Read more... )

I miss old times, not even really specific ones, just old times in general. I think it is more or less that i would like to be anywhere but here, not because life is unbearable or anything like that (its quite good at times) it just seems like yesterday is easier to look at than my own feet as i walk forward. the best part about it is that any time ( Read more... )