This morning my dear dyke, Shaye, said to me, "Maggie, Stevie called me and says he wants to talk to you." I replied, "Wait, Stevie, ex boyfriend, Stevie?" She said, "Yep." This just freaked me out. So tonight I recieved a call from a certain Mr. Stephen asking if I wanted to see him tomorrow. I said, "Sure, why not." This concludes chapter 1 of ( Read more... )

One fine day a little girl named Margaret screamed, "I HATE FLOSS!" The wheels in her head began turning. She immediately told her wildly creative compadre, Alex, her idea. "If I were to write a children's comic book I would make floss the antagonist." She said. Thus, Captain Floss, and his posse of miscreants: Señor Comb, Mr. Uncomfortably Stiff ( Read more... )

I'll be going to Texas, like every year, for Thanksgiving holiday. There's a 50/50 chance that I'll be in Richardson, around Dallas or I'll be in a place called Anna near Oklahoma. One involves crazy artists and a foodstylist aunt. The other option will probably have me throwing stones at gophers or looking for fossils. I've got $5 on me coming ( Read more... )

I never want to live in a place where I need a car to survive. I don't particularly like driving. I much prefer walking and public transportation. I just thought you all might like to know. Yes this means I'll probably live in a city my whole life. Yes I'm ok with this. Just thought you might like to know.
-Margaret

I recently realized that with the fluxuation of a few degrees the verb you commit on a noun can change. Ice cream for example when at 30º "He ate the ice cream.", when at 40º "He drank the ice cream." I will admit there is a semi- solid stage between the two called soft serve. I'm not so sure on what that verb would be. Got ideas? Get back to me.-

A.) is baby, be friends with you.
B.) is sleep
C.) is play with fireworks
D.) is swing at the park
E.) is go surfing

I don't know honestly, those are just mine. Then my family's differ from that. Maybe I'll go eat some mango and think. Hmmm...
-Margaret

As much as I love giving and receiving love, I absolutely hate mixed signals. All of the bullshit leading up to love is one of my least favorite things ever. It would be so refreshing if people would just say things outright. The fear of rejection and subsequent alienation and embarrassment is there, yes, but there is also potential for a ( Read more... )

Occaisionally I think to myself, "Self, why are you so boring. You stay at home or at the park most of your life." Not to say I don't enjoy what I do, quite the contrary accually, I love it, but I need to do other things. The ska concert season is coming up. This makes me quite giddy. Not that I don't like other kinds of music, I do, but I prefer ( Read more... )

For all you kids out there just hankerin' for some good ska I say this is the show to be at. This Saturday September 22. Blondeshows 12710 Littleton St. Siver Spring, MD. Yeah I know it's far, but consider this. $5 all ages 6:00 pm. Bands are as follows ( Read more... )

This weekend wasn't too eventful. Friday I slept over at Keenan's. James O'Bourn slept over aswell. Saturday I left for a sleepy little town called Etlan, VA. There were three families that stayed with us. I baked some awesome apple pies, and made some kickass tortillas with mi casi mami, Norma. I also drew some kickass portraits. I'm very proud of ( Read more... )