I stole this ( Read more... )

One time back in the day a friend of mine and me was putting a little cologne on our pants and burning it off. When you are 15 seeing fire on your leg that dosen't hurt you is pretty fresh. While putting some of the cologne on my leg, I spilled the bottle on the crotch of my pants. My friend started cracking the fuck up and FUCKING LIT ME ( Read more... )

I'm drunk as fuck! Hi ( Read more... )

It's like 3:22 in the morning and there is nothing to fucking do because the board is down...the replacement board is gay because it never gets posted on, and I keep getting killed on Red Dog Revolver or whatever the fuck its called. I think thats what it's called. Something fucking stupid like that. I keep getting shot in the lungs by some big ( Read more... )

I'm bored as fuck and I smell like shit. There is absolutely nothing to do on teh internet when RJ is down and it makes me sad. It's like a smack in the face saying "You don't have a fucking life!" I got a life tho. I watch TV, and play video games also. Sometimes i beat it till it turns purple. Gee...what a life. I should sell it on Ebay ( Read more... )

I'm nuclear infected
I really don't mind
I just go out when the sun goes down
And have a real good time.

I can clear out any ballgame
In a minute and a half
Just show up - glow up
And have a real good laugh

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you


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Because of the fact that my life hasn't changed one bit aside from my Diablo necromaster spitting poison all over the fucking place now, I jacked this poll or whatever the fuck it is from Clyde. He jacked it from someone else prolly, because people like us fucking live on the wild side like crazy bastards ( Read more... )

I never update this mulfuhkker and when i do its pootie. I never post, and when i do it's pootie. Where the fuck have I been?
For the last 3 weeks or so, I have done nothing but play Diablo 2 and get wasted....I've watched a dvd or 2 also....but fuck that. Diablo owns more! 40+ hours got me a Necromaster that is like REALLY good at exploding dead ( Read more... )

Everyone who reads this ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want. Ask anything.

Then you go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

i stole this from someone...
fucking neme<3
she owns
now eat your fucking chicken

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I'm bored. Today is Sunday kinda, but I don't go to church because i like Marilyn Manson. I didn't fucking do shit today really. I think on Tuesday I am going to just take all my money and go to the casino and fuckin play videogames and gamble or something. If the casino was more like Vegas I would get a fucking hooker but Kansas City sucks and the ( Read more... )