I hate Robert teeeeeheeeeeeheeeee.

JK. I hate myself for hating Robert TEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEE ^___^

NOT JK.

Wrrrrath causes hysssteria!!!! ;D

Go visit Myspace, children.

Dante broke her orange-juice abstinence. Oh, dear me, how did that happen?

Papa worked on my back last night and he is out of practice and now I am bruised and in great pain. *tear* Oh, woe is me.

I have the strangest feeling that I forgot to inform everybody that I was moving o_0 Because everyone seems surprised when I mention the new house =P Tehe, so yes. We're moving like...2 miles. Tch, quite the rough voyage THAT's ( Read more... )

Oh! I just remembered...I PARALLEL PARKED IN MY SOCCER-MOM VAN! 'DAS RIGH' BITCHEZZZZZ! Heck yes!

How embarassing. But I've always known I should've been Hermione Granger in the movies =P

Anyhow, I'm making brownies tonight! LMAO, good times with Forrest:
"Nice brrrrrOWNIES"
Tehehehehehe ~_^

Fffff, ok, Boston was too long and difficult to go through =P The basic points of it were:

1) Met one really hot and really Mexican...Marcelo is too wild for my pants =P
2) Met numerous people who were great fun, and I am definitely going to Justin's in New Orleans for Mardi 
    Gras!!! 'Das righ' bitchezzz.
3) I WANT TO CURE CANCER =D
4)...and I ( Read more... )

Ugh god, I just got back from Andrews....=( I smell like icky fag-smoke (a fag is a cigarette in British slang for you fools who aren't Brit-aware =P)because of my Aunt Teena. *sigh* She's so fat and religiously oriented. Praise be to Allah to SAVE me from her wildly fanatic escapades ( Read more... )

This LJ journal entry is rated R for excessive swearing.

I really need to burn something...with a massive flamethrower. *sighs fondly* Oh how I miss the days where Jody Brown was my biggest worry.
But now, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to:
THE EIGHT WONDERS (DISASTERS) OF DANTE'S LIFE!!!

First: Luis and Emily have yet again cancelled for the movies ( Read more... )

I can't believe it. I really, really can't believe this. Last FRIDAY, I asked Emily and Luis if they wanted to go to the movies. Emily said she was too tired, as she'd just finished her camp counseling. No problem, we can take a rain check. We made plans on Sunday to go tonight.

And guess what. The Spurs are playing tonight. The basketball team, ( Read more... )

And once again Dante takes the back seat.
"Thank you, now you can go to bed"
...not like I had a reason to talk or anything.