requirements of a music teacher

-curly hair
-old
-have kids
-ability to go off topic every second
-ability to scare shit out of you
-ability to make classes seem like years when it is only about half an hour or so
-wear glasses

requirements of a math teacher

-ability to make all easy things sound confusing
-ability to burst into tears unexpectedly
-have loud shrill screaming voice
-wears glasses
-ability to scare everyone to death
-ability to dig up tons of homework everyday for students to do ( Read more... )

well since the Mordor Hotel broke down with the big flood, i'm gonna start a new one in Mordor...anyone interested in helping? [you get paid too]

anyway just fill in the following resume to sign up for a job:

name
what's your choice job #1?
#2?
#3?

people hired so far:

pipgamgee : gardener
ringwraith_ii : something managerial [will figure out what that means later]
raven_haired ( Read more... )

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