"The Yankees said, 'Hey-- Hey, Boston, howabout we give you a 14 game lead and then take only half of the season to catch up?' and Boston fans said, 'Psh, no way!' and the Yankees said, "Yeah? We're the Yankees... You're the Red Sox, remember,
1978!' And Boston fans everywhere peed their pants... The Great Flood of 2007!"
So says Doug.