Um, is it just me, or is everyone else seeing children running around...

 OMG!!! I got the part of the Baker's wife!
The BAKER'S WIFE!
Thats the part that won a frigging TONY!!!

Wow, I'm sooooo happy right now!

Everyone, congrats on getting your part, and I look forward to working with you!

Aw, man I'm so nervous!!!
I'm gonna blackout while I'm singing, I just know it...

Everyone who is gonna audition, break a leg!!!

...I'm a boy?

I'M A BOY!!!!

Hell is over!!!

Okay, I'm a lot calmer now, chocolate does wonders...

Right, so I think this wasn't some stupid prank, cause everything...new is very real...
That is kinda scary...

But at least now I can go around eating whatever candy and chocolate I want!
And I'm still very cute, haha

I get it already, I know I look like a frigging girl!
There's no reason to stick these... balloon things on me! Or worse, give me this...this... gaping hole!

No, I mean it, somebody, please help me get rid of the balloons!

If I find out the one reasponsible for this hell, I will chop him up in little bits!

My sister is knocked up again...

Whoopie-fucking-do, dirty diapers duty...

My mom called me the other day and asked me when I would bring home a girl I like... my parents suck...

( Private, but easy to hack )

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!

Holy shit, I'm getting old!!!!

Whoever thought it was funny to put green dye in my shampoo, I am going to find you and kill you in the most painfull way known to mankind ( Read more... )