Hi Girls!

Guess what I'm doing???

I have recently become a Slumber Parties Distributor.

For those of you that are not familiar with Slumber Parties, this is your ticket to the HOTTEST ladies night out party!

WE OFFER THE LATEST AND GREATEST IN:
Books ~ Games ~ Edible Lotions ~ Massage Oils ~ Novelties ~ Lingerie ~ Adult Toys

Some of the best ( Read more... )

 IT'S RAINING!  IT'S REALLY, REALLY RAINING!!!  OMGYAY!

 

amalphieacarves bhanfhlaith's effigy in the medium of pumpkin
austingoddessputs real eyeballs in your gerbils
bhanfhlaithgives you a toothbrush
dashrippingtondresses up as panthergirl
dazzedelfhaunts your socks
elvisolbputs apples in your razorblades
fox_bardtries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
hecatesdaughterputs fake eyeballs in your candy
irishwerewolfdevours the entire neighbourhood's cutlery
lightbringer23swoops on mighty_rontorand drains their brains
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 Been in the "new" place for about a week now and settling in.  Intarweb is up and running, cable is installed, as is landline (gotta love that "triple threat" plan thru the cable company).  Having washer and dryer delivered on Friday.  Just need to run out in a few and pick up an new padlock for the exterior cellar door.  Then this chica is going ( Read more... )

 

Congratulations for attaining such a rare score!

We have determined that you have a Ravenous Brain. When it comes to craving stimulation your brain just can't get enough. It takes a little extra for you to feel content in all four dimensions because your brain wants it all. In fact there are some days where it can be difficult for your brain to feel ( Read more... )

Or is Yahoo! being a bastard to everybody today?

Okay, I STILL cry at that scene in "Legend" where the Unicorn Mare is standing watch in the snow over her mate.

Well! It looks like maybe your inner goth isn't quite in full bloom yet. Our wonderful test has equated you with Marilyn Munster!

Herman and Lily Munster's niece has the distinct honor of being the only "normal-looking" resident of 1313 Mockingbird Lane, at least by the bulks of society's standards. According to the rest of Munsters, the slender ( Read more... )