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Jan 01, 2020 00:00

Please leave me a message here so I can get to know you. It is my pleasure to spread the Word Of God to the masses, so count yourselves lucky...no BLESSED to have been added to my friends list.

Go in peace.

:)

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noodles101 January 3 2006, 02:02:59 UTC
hmmm, why would you want to add a Jewish person to your friends list?

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ripped_genes February 12 2006, 05:59:28 UTC
The word of God is for everyone, is it not?

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noodles101 February 16 2006, 06:55:24 UTC
I'm Gay, as you well know god hates the gays..so no sister the word of god is not in me, but clearly his word does live in you, so go in peace sister, and on your way.. please remove me from your friends list, so as not to make god angry with you for associating with a Homosexual, I would not want to ruin your chances of getting into heaven simply because I live a demoralized lifestyle.

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ripped_genes February 12 2006, 05:59:42 UTC
God bless you, Sister. :)

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omfgchloe January 19 2006, 18:34:49 UTC
Do you mind removing me from your friends list please?
Not being rude or anything. :)

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ripped_genes February 12 2006, 06:00:08 UTC
I am duty bound to spread the word of God. So I'm sorry, but I cannot.

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triskadek January 30 2006, 03:50:48 UTC
dear sister in god,
it is my most sincere pleasure to be added to your most noble crusade to destroy the threat to our beloved cristian democracy that is mexicans.
i, in fact, was almost killed by one who had apparently just come to this country without a license. he almost ran me off the road and then (because he obviously doesnt speak english) looked at me in a most perplexed manner when i leaned out the window to shout " fuck you you goddamn spic, go home" and then flip him the bird. i will help you pray for their redemption and their exodus back to mexico or spic-land or whatever backwater ass place they come from.
your fellow christian,
triskadek.

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ripped_genes February 12 2006, 06:01:26 UTC
Triskadek, you are indeed on a noble journey. May God show you mercy and aid you in your quest.

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triskadek February 14 2006, 22:55:29 UTC
thank you ever so kindly ms. hewlett. may the mexicans find their own place in this world far away from ours.

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paperflowers279 February 2 2006, 06:43:06 UTC
I'm assuming this is all ironic and meant for your own and others' amusement, in which case I commend your intelligence and excellent sense of humor.

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ripped_genes February 12 2006, 06:03:15 UTC
Thank you, Sister. Your kind words have ensured that God spares you, a sinner, for the night at least. But as we are all human and fall short of the glory, you have spared us all here for at least one night. You should feel good about that. Praise be to God!

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