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It truly has been a long time, has it not? I wish I could say I was busy doing the Lord's work since the time of my last entry, but truth be told, I lapsed in my duty as a Christian ( Read more... )

So, I'm sure by now that everyone has heard about the House Bill to shoot all Mexicans and their supporters on sight. I must say that I am quite pleased that our Holy Government is FINALLY doing something about all these illegals. It's bad enough these people steal jobs from black people (who should be in the fields, anyway), but to think that we' ( Read more... )

Well, it's official. Benji left our church last week. He returned the special secret underwear we issue to new members, and Sister Franklin kept muttering about strange, crusty yellowed spots on the back of Benji's underpants. She had to send them through the washer twice before they were clean. I helped her with the task, and I also folded up the ( Read more... )

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Oh, I have wonderful news! Sister Peterson is being let out of the hospital! My aunt Tracy works there as a nurse, and she told me on the phone yesterday. While I wanted to know how Sister Peterson was faring after her brush with death in that car accident on I-75 over Thanksgiving, Aunt Tracy told me way more than I wanted to hear. I tried to be ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in so long! Truth be told, I was in Germany on a mission trip spreading the word of God to the German sodomites. I'd give an indepth recap of everything that happened, but I just got back in town. You wouldn't BELIEVE the number of of homosexuals living there! It's a veritable infestation!

Peace be with you all, for now, I must

Tonight, after an AWESOME night at Bible study (Craig was our youth leader this week. I'll explain more about him in another post. I hope I don't forget! LOL!) me and a couple of the girls drove to WalMart for some of their cookies. They're really cheap if you buy them after the bakery closes, so we were loading up on them. Gwen thought maybe we ( Read more... )

I saw on the news about what Pat Robertson said. All I can say is God bless Pat. We are in a modern day crusade against the communists, the Muslims, and the Mexicans, though they make very good Doritos. Heaven help those who don't realize that Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life. None may reach the Father but through Him! I'm so glad I'm a

This morning I was walking to class, and I found a quarter on the street. A whole 25 cent piece! God is good!