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[ripped_genes]

Tonight, after an AWESOME night at Bible study (Craig was our youth leader this week. I'll explain more about him in another post. I hope I don't forget! LOL!) me and a couple of the girls drove to WalMart for some of their cookies. They're really cheap if you buy them after the bakery closes, so we were loading up on them. Gwen thought maybe we

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11:00!! SIN!!!!

[sctag1015]

What business do you have being out at 11:00 at night, much less being awake at such hours! And donating stale cookies to the homeless!!! Don't you know god only makes them poor because they are unsaved sinners! Worst of all, cavorting with homosexuals! What were you thinking???!!!?!? His sin could get all over you!! Such a bad, sinful girl. Well, I'll see you tonight at the Bible Reading Circle! Hooray for Landover Baptist Church!

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[ripped_genes]

Brother Drew, you have no idea how distressed I was last night about the WalMart incident. I prayed for 2 hours straight asking God to forgive me for staying up past 11:00. I hope He forgives me. I'm going to request communion this Sunday from the pastor just to make sure.

Gwen's coming to pick me up in a few minutes for Bible Reading. She's still got the cookies in her car, so if you want some, just ask.

As for poor people, you speak the truth. You never fail to amaze me with your wisdom. God made them homeless because they sinned and they commit sodomy with each other underneath the overpass in town. But I thought they'd like some cookies, too. Remember, even Jesus went down to Hell to preach to the heathens down there. I'm sure He would have given them WalMart cookies if he could've. That is, if they weren't all Mexicans.

Re: 11:00!! SIN!!!!

[sctag1015]

Praying to god for forgiveness for a sin of that magnitude is simply not enough! You must give double tithings to the church this month if you even want Him to consider forgiving you, even just a little

Re: 11:00!! SIN!!!!

[sctag1015]

Ah, that's much better. Such sinful images should never be used, even in jest! It would be so sorrowful if God had to strike you down for it!

[leravenn]

Poor Benji. The abuse never ends for him. Maybe God will only put his poor sodomized buttocks in Hell and leave the rest of him to enjoy a glorious banquet of joy in Heaven!

[ripped_genes]

If Craig could stop being a homosexual through the church's reformation program, Benji could, too. He's only a homosexual because he wants to be. I pray for his soul every night, and I pray that he'll end up transformed like Craig was. I'm thinking Craig's been telling Benji about choosing not to be gay because last week I saw Benji on his knees praying ferverntly in front of Craig in the church kitchen between the refridgerator and the wall. Craig had his hands on Benji's head, and he was saying something inaudible (a blessing, perhaps?), but from from how much Benji was nodding, and from how much Craig was shaking, I could clearly see the Holy Spirit had filled these two. Praise be unto God!

A story for all the True Christians to hear!

[sctag1015]

I too witnessed Craig and Benji's discussion, abeit from the kitchen while I was supervizing the bathing of some of our more reliable Sinning Sodomizing Homeless Mexicans. It was truly a blessing to see their faces as they explored the path that leads to God and Jesus! I only wish all the Sinners and Homosexuals in our community could learn from these outstanding True Christians! My my, I think we should ask them to share their experience this Sunday with the 5:30am, 7:45am, and 5:30pm general masses! I can't imagine how the Joy of the Lord will erupt within them when we share what we saw, and ask them to share too! I'm sure Pastor Mckenzie wouldn't mind, so long as his wife gets to talk about how God has blessed her with such lovely watermelons this year.

See you at 4:45am!

[brittbabyjk]

IT IS NOT A SIN TO BE MEXICIEN. SURE SOME ARE SINNERS JUST LIKE SOME AMERICANS. AND SOME ARE CHRISTIONS JUST LIKE SOEM AMERICANS. SPANISH IS NOT A FILTHY LANGUAGE IT IS BEAUTIFUL!AND FRANKLY I DO NOT BELEIVE IT IS A SIN TO NOT BATHE OR TO SHOP AT WAL-MART FOR THAT MATTER.\

SO WATCH WHAT U SAY, INSTEAD OF BEING SCARED OF THEM OR WHAT EVER TRY LEARNING SPANISH SO U CAN SPREAD THE WORD TO SPANISH PEOPLE AND MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO TEACH THEM ENGLISH. THAT IS WHAT GOD WANTS. NOT FOR U TO JUDGE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE NATIONALITY.

IF U WERE A CHRISTION U WOULD NOW THAT...

MARRY CHRISTMAS,

I'm going to pray for you right now.

[ripped_genes]

Dear Lord in Heaven from whom Holy Justice is granted, please help your child brittbabyjk learn to spell. Teach her, O Lord, the correct way to punctuate and capitalize words in your most blessed of languages, English. Show her that it is indeed a sin to speak Spanish and neglect the daily washing of one's self. Touch her soul, Heavenly Father, and grant peace and mercy upon her troubled and misguided heart. All these things I ask in your Holy Son's name, Amen.

Read this

[anonymous]

I think your all losers and your gonna bunr in deepest darkest blackest hell your all judging people in fact its people like you who who gives the church a bad name your all gonna burn what about the rich man and lazarus you freaking pieces of crap you need to get saved you self rightous hypocrits i hate you all i really do death would be to good for you all and when it comes you will learn the true meaning of dancing with the devil.

love,
The HappyMeal

Re: Read this

[ripped_genes]

I now direct you to read the same prayer I said for brittbabyjk. :)

May God smile upon you...eventually. :)

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[hottiewothebody]

Lmao.. Are you guys serious?

Re: Read this

[ripped_genes]

That is for you to decide, Sister, though the answer is plainly obvious. :)