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ripped_genes

If you are new to my journal...

Jan 01, 2020 00:00

Please leave me a message here so I can get to know you. It is my pleasure to spread the Word Of God to the masses, so count yourselves lucky...no BLESSED to have been added to my friends list.

Go in peace.

:)

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Yes, I would love to join you in joyous celebration! sctag1015 August 24 2005, 23:55:50 UTC

Befriend me, and together we can cleanse the world of the sinful hedons! Hallelujah!

you have issues

Andrew

Re: Yes, I would love to join you in joyous celebration! ripped_genes August 25 2005, 04:10:11 UTC

Issues that only the Lord Jesus Christ can fix.

Oh Polly, where art thou? sctag1015 September 11 2005, 02:02:48 UTC

Sister Polly, I pray that you haven't been seduced by the temptations of the devil! You missed the Monday dinner, Tuesday "Singing Saints" practice, the Wednsday afternoon "Scorch the Sin" BBQ, and the Friday morning 12am sermon! Not to mention, you left after the first service last Sunday, instead of staying through all three! Why, you haven't been in the church for nearly a week! I hope you have a good explanation for the pastor, and for Jesus, because otherwise there will probably be consequences. We all know what a fiery wrath Jesus can have!

Re: Oh Polly, where art thou? ripped_genes September 12 2005, 23:27:46 UTC

Brother Andrew, I'm afraid Satan did ensnare me in his heathenous clutches. I tried to resist, but I succombed to my mononucleosis and the "Jew Disease" last week. Dr. Bumblebrandt, an instrument of the devil, forced me to stay home. I almost came to the BBQ, however my mother, an instrument of the devil, thought I was coughing up too much blood to leave the house. So I used my bloody vomit to give myself communion. It was the only penance I could think of, though I dare say it wasn't it enough.

I'll be in church this Sunday. I promise! I fear the wrath of the Holy Father and his Glorious Son, and I feel as though They have smitten me with these illnesses as punishment for not being pious. Today I told a Catholic and a Muslim that they're going to Hell if they don't stop following those godforsaken religions. Then I got a phonecall from BellSouth about harassment. Sinners!

But yes. I shall be back in church as soon as God feels as though I am able. Perhaps he'll let me regain the sight in my left eye as well.

Re: Oh Polly, where art thou? sctag1015 September 14 2005, 00:01:59 UTC

Talk to Brother Pat about his faith healing options for True Christians. Also, make sure you get enough pancakes! http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.asp

Re: Oh Polly, where art thou? ripped_genes September 14 2005, 15:43:00 UTC

He reclaimed pancakes from Satan. I am overjoyed. I've already put in an order for the booklet. Anything that helps to cut down on my risk for prostate cancer has GOT to be a gift from God. And coming from Pat Robertson, I KNOW this has to be straight from God. Thank you for the link, and praise God Almighty for your insight.

proudmexican620 November 30 2005, 20:38:24 UTC

Who are you?
Why did you add me?

ripped_genes December 2 2005, 07:19:28 UTC

I am Polly, and I added you because I saw your post in an add me community. God Bless! :)

proudmexican620 December 2 2005, 12:15:51 UTC

Oh, Okay.

_sup_scenester_ December 1 2005, 08:51:56 UTC

You do know Jesus himself has an LJ. . . so does anne frank.
I will find Jesus for you. You will love it.

ripped_genes December 2 2005, 07:20:41 UTC

I have already found Jesus, but if YOU happen to find Him, that's excellent!

Still, could you please give me his LJ address? I'd like to lavish Him with even more of my adoration.

_sup_scenester_ December 2 2005, 20:40:05 UTC

The Original Jesus's account has been suspended.
I will continue on my search for you though.
There are many imposters out there, souls that have given into the devil.