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ripped_genes

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Jan 01, 2020 00:00

Please leave me a message here so I can get to know you. It is my pleasure to spread the Word Of God to the masses, so count yourselves lucky...no BLESSED to have been added to my friends list.

Go in peace.

:)

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burntoutstars89 December 2 2005, 01:13:27 UTC

Is there a reason you added me?

Oh, darn I don't have 23 pairs of ripped jeans, I must have downs syndrome.

I don't know what kinda Church you go to, but sounds more like a cult to me. And, I think I'll stick to my priest teaching me the word of god, I don't need some wack-o from LJ teaching me their "religion". So if you could do me a big favor, and remove me from your list that'd be great, no actually I'd feel blessed to be off your list.

You make me so happy that my priest teaches nothing that you've been taught..so happy.

ripped_genes December 2 2005, 07:23:56 UTC

You were in an add me community, were you not? If you did not wish to be added to my friends list, why, then, were you in an add me community?

I'd love to take you off of my friends list (if that is truly your wish), but I'm afraid I cannot do that. I've got to meet my mission quota for the month. If I don't, I'll burn in hell with the baby killers and John Tesh fans. You'll understand my concern, I'm sure.

burntoutstars89 December 2 2005, 19:33:46 UTC

see in add me communities, I usually like people to comment when they add me, makes things a lot easier.

Uh..you don't have to take me off, just don't expect for me to add you back, and I don't think you'll burn in hell for not having enough friends but..sure.

_sup_scenester_ December 2 2005, 20:43:27 UTC

I kill babies and smoke crack. . . I thought that was okay. . .

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piink December 2 2005, 05:13:41 UTC

go to hell.
im not adding your ass.

ripped_genes December 2 2005, 07:24:39 UTC

Jesus went to hell, so I suppose I'll be even more pious in following in His gloriously holy footsteps, would I not?

piink December 2 2005, 09:27:27 UTC

great. kill yourself.

ripped_genes December 4 2005, 21:29:18 UTC

Oh, to throw off this mortal coil...God, give me strength.

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3l8 December 2 2005, 08:44:35 UTC

..

who art thou?

ripped_genes December 4 2005, 21:28:52 UTC

I am Polly. :)

thenudescene December 2 2005, 20:31:50 UTC

I LOVE SATAN! 666!!!!!!!!!!
luciferrr
im going to heeeeelllll

take me off your friends list. i dont want your god shit around me.

ripped_genes December 4 2005, 21:28:26 UTC

That's most unfortunate, as God is all around us. It's quite impossible to dissociate yourself fully from Him. As such, you will understand why I cannot remove you from my friends list. See the reason given above, and go in peace. :)

ex_ozone February 8 2006, 02:57:15 UTC

Wow, you're funny.

ripped_genes February 12 2006, 05:57:35 UTC

I do believe the Good Lord has blessed me with a devout sense of humor. I humbly accept His gift.

leravenn December 3 2005, 02:16:20 UTC

You're hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious. ;D

ripped_genes December 4 2005, 21:26:44 UTC

Sister, I'm going to have to request you stop harassing me. I've gotten all 582 of your emails, and it's simply not my fault your three children tore up the kindergarten Sunday School room. We (the volunteer staff) have asked you repeatedly to make sure your children take their prescribed medications before attending Sunday School, yet you refuse to comply. Also, these attempts of yours to discredit me are most feeble indeed. You should probably take a page out of Brother Andrew's most pious book and submit yourself to him, as all women should be in submission to their husbands. I pray for your soul, Sister. Go, Sister. Better get in Heaven, Sister.