Love is a joke, poorly told by an idiot who, somewhere along the way, has forgotten the punchline.

A thought just struck me that I think may be relevant to the recent conversations I have had with various people---conversations that often included my own answers to their questions ( Read more... )

no one's picking up the phone ( Read more... )

So with the snow comes spring semester. Odd, no? I'm sitting in the computer lab, waiting for my 4 o'clock Creative Writing class, and it's as if I never left. Good ol' RIC: early semester parking disasters, snow drifts higher than some of the buildings, and the infamous "Wind Tunnel" in full effect ( Read more... )

A wicked cute guy (blonde hair, blue eyes, tongue piercing) came into Abercrombie tonight. He works at Providence Place A&F (well-dressed, of course) and he was looking for a pair of pajama pants. I totally checked him out and he smiled at me, then proceeded to stare while I looked away. (We have a winner!) I went ahead of him as he left and I ( Read more... )

Oftentimes, I have trouble accepting the worst in people. This is not one of those times.

You're a liar, a wimp, and a child.

Let's pretend that we never met.

It should not be at all surprising, in a world where "men of God" are basically allowed to corrupt the youth of their congregation and a one hundred foot tsunami traveling upward of 150 MPH kills over one hundred thousand people without so much as a warning, that bad things do, in fact, happen to good people. Here, I am speaking of myself. Now, I ( Read more... )

Yeah... so... I didn't get the memo.

What the fuck is going on?!

Finally Woken, Finally Woken ( Read more... )

I wish I could write about this, but I can't. And now that I've reached the end, I don't think I'd know where to begin.