to this day cheez-its astound me.

i'm 21.

so i had a tropical blast smoothie from the crack. fat free yogurt banana and pineapple and coconut milk with a nutrient booster of my choice: fat burner. pont was happy. and i'm a gay.

So last night I was coming back to my room and got to the top of the stairs. I put my key in the door dividing the stairwell and the hall. I could even see through the little glass window in the door and was wondering why I could see Chris in my room. Turns out, my room key doesn't work on stairwell doors. And my room isn't the hallway.

last night i dreamt i was stabbed twice in the back and then once in the chest. two horizontal gashes along my spine in the back and one vertical bleeding wound between my ribcage. i woke up and had these wounds, healed however and was confused as to where they came from. then i woke up again. dreams within dreams; this happens all the time.

answer to jeremy's thing.

"And it's more about the right time than the right person"

me: they make taffy with that taffy hook thing. taffy was also a character in the game Clay Fighter.
dan: you know, now that i think about it, i don't think we left the house between the ages of 3 and 12.

mom: dad and i are going away to vermont this weekend, what are you going to be doing?
me: throwing the sickest party *throws up devil horns*
mom: *throws up devil horns* rock on.

( let's do online quizzes! )

I dreamt Kyle brought a vaginal hooka over to my house and after smoking out of it, we convinced my mother that it was a calculator.