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i've lost another ten pounds. i'm wasting away on all you can eat buffets.

hermine gets pregnant in the new harry potter

"Wait until you're married, then you can have sex ten times a day. (pause) If you think you're up to it." - my mom.

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1. learn jujitsu and/or kung fu.
2. finish college.
3. get a mediocre paying job.
4. learn ninjutsu.
5. study security technologies.
6. become a professional art thief.

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Your IQ Is 135
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covered in a suit of paint, tired and sore, scratching at dry splotches of blood and latex. my hand aches from being crushed by an extension ladder collasping too quickly. i also caught a thirty five ladder using my face and then eased it to a large crashing on the lawn. i fucking love ladders.

these kids these days