( i got bored and raped renee. )

I should be writing an essay on a concert I didn't attend.
I should be writing an essay on two documentaries I didn't watch.
I should be designing a webpage for a class I don't attend.
I should be filming myself doing sign language for a class I'm going to fail.

but I'm not.

It must have been somewhere around six last saturday night or rather sunday. The magnolia morning burning over the horizon and piercing through curtains to taint the repeating, repeating tiles. My imagination is still skipping beats about my head from the shrooms I was on earlier. In my bed I'm squeezed between a girl and the wall, never ( Read more... )

kyle looking at the gas station sign.
'what number is that?'
'that's a six, man.'
'no it's not. sixes don't look like that'
'it's hung up backwards'
'no. it's a new number they just invented because gas prices have gotten that high!'

Despres and I apparently saw my cock last night. But neither of us remember it. It was enormous though.

"I'd put an SNES in my butt for two million dollars. Hell, I'd put an SNES in my butt for two hundred dollars. I love that thing."

apparently i said that.

I just saw Elizabeth Berkley in Random Encounter and she was hot. She went home with a random smooth talking guy and just as she was about to s his d the guy's exgirlfriend walks in and then she goes and grabs a stake and tries to stab him (apparently he's a vampire?! who knew.) But then Elizabeth Berkley is so hot she takes this lumpy dildo off ( Read more... )

( haikus )

( buy me this if you ever loved me )

I just got off the phone with Retro Studios, the creators of Metroid Prime. Word on the street is that on the horizon looms the game to break all games. An underground project between Retro Studios and Bungie. The project, tenatively title Metroid + Halo is scheduled for a first quarter 2006 release. Retro Studios hinted towards a "orgasmicly ( Read more... )