I just named my penis Alvin. And my balls are Simon and Theodore. Simon is my lower nut. I believe that's the my left nut. Or my right nut. Either/or.

cieslik hurt my feelings.

feelings

"You take the first sentence from every month from your journal, and put it all together so you can sit back and go 'I really AM a freak' and take a good look at 2004. Ta-da ( Read more... )

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Swallow more, spit less.

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Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Wake up before noon


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silly nina

i've kissed someone...
on the cheek
on the lips
on their hands or fingers
in my room
in their room
of the same sex.
of the opposite sex
younger than me
older than me
with jet black hair
with gray hair.
with curly hair
with blonde hair & blue eyes
with flaming red hair.
shorter than me
taller than me
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