HOMECOMING is tomorrow ( Read more... )

( sad but true? )

SOME PEOPLE NEED TO DIE
die.die.die.die.die.die.die.die.die.die.
mmkay guys. EUROPE IS NOT A COUNTRY.

apparently some people need some clarification

I AM NOT OVER ANYTHING

dammit. dammit.

I feel stupid.

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You know that "brawny towels" commercial with that muscular man cleaning up all the spills of red liquid? Well... it's weird. I just had to say that.


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I really wish that I had more time to do meaningless junk like update my LJ more often. I really REALLY bad. I haven't e-mailed/ communicated with my dad since I left. God. I feel so guilty. That whole trip was basically a fruitless attempt to brainwash me into:  
    1. not having sex before marriage ( Read more... )

Have you ever looked at the ceiling and imagined what you would have to do if the ceiling was the floor and the floor was the ceiling?

Florida vacation pics... I am not going to do an LJ cut just to spite you all with slow computers like mine at the moment. Did I mention that my uncle Bob (he does exist) won the lotto when I was there? He won 4000 ( Read more... )

MY MOM'S HOME!

Everybody should know that. I am so happy!!!! I think the best part when somebody comes home from a trip is hearing their stories and everything. She bought SO much stuff. HO man. (PS: Marto... my mum got you a purse... it's tres cute) She's so tan and skinny. Ugh I am jealous. Surprisingly, she did not come back with a kid... I ( Read more... )

I want a 20 page essay on that... with size eight font in Times New Roman!
     No! Arial!
          group sex?
*mouth gapes open*
     uh... Leon?

I <3 my math table dearly. For everyone's information... group sex font DOES exist. Check it out.


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I am officially obsessed with the song "lover I don't have to love"

I am so irritated. Why am I up at this un-godly hour? OH. I know why. I CAN'T SLEEP. This is stupid. I am tired, yet I cannot fall asleep.

Something is really starting to annoy me. And by annoy I mean annoying the hell out of me to the point that I want to kill people. I HATE it ( Read more... )