mary's (my sister) best friend ryan is moving in across the street. he was like, "it's so awesome it comes with all this great stuff like a pool." my sister goes, "no way, where's the pool?"

ryan: at your house.

HAHHAHAHHAA.

I was in the hospital May 7th, and I had a CAT scan. The doctor said it was perfectly normal, but then when my neurologist checked my discharge forms, it said I had a 2 cm Pineal Cyst. They didn't think it was pertinent to tell me? What the fuck? This is bullshit. Thanks a lot, Doctor Hong.

Tomorrow is my cousin's funeral. What do you do? Do you go to a murderer's funeral? I guess. It's for the family, right? I dont get things anymore. All these meds make me dumb.

if anyone wants an invitation to insiderpages, where you write 50+ word reviews of business in exchange for starbucks giftcards $5-20, i can give you an invite.
its supereasy. i already got $5.
lalalla
love rachel

i haven't vacationed in like 7 years, so i think i'm not working until the fall. instead, i'm going to just focus on school, riding and vaction this summer. i'm going to poland with my family in july, then i'll go visit eunice in LA for a while, etc. rad.

sick fuck,

it's just like yours

love,
sophia

This is my fucking family. . .

Sussex couple slain, home torched. Robert Wynn was my cousin once removed. Of course.

I have a black-belt in keeping it real

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